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09.21.08 by Widge @ 10:01 pm If they do, they will buy this for their next gift-giving occasion. The only thing more of an affront than this would be them punching your mother in the mouth. With your fist. Not even Salieri would have bought Mozart one of these. That's how bad it is. Even Dindrane would kill the frog. That's how bad it is. Direct link for the feedreaders. Found by Ken, who is probably buying me one right now. Categorized as: Gear
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09.15.08 by Widge @ 10:17 pm  Those twisted geniuses at Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab have done it again, drawing me in with two of my greatest weaknesses in a one-two punch (or pseudopod slap, either way): Lovecraft and black t-shirts. So I just ordered my Miskatonic Valley Junior Baseball Association 2008 Pancake Breakfast and Summoning Volunteer t-shirt. How could I refuse? But if you want to show your support for any of their teams--the Innsmouth Guppies, for instance, or the Dunwich Whippoorwills (pictured)--you can snag a shirt or even a pennant. If that's not enough they even have "I am the Proud Parent of a..." stickers. And if you just want to smell like you support the association, they have two scents for the 2008 season. Nice. Find the full array here. Tell them we said hi. Categorized as: Gear
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08.24.08 by Widge @ 1:42 am  You know, some people want to go and write songs about the Moon. Other people want to blow it out of the sky. For those latter types, Prof. Grordbort has provided the Goliathon 800 Moon Hater Death Ray. Or a model, anyway. Yes, WETA is messing with our minds yet again, like the last time we posted about the good Professor. No price yet and no edition size yet. But you can expect it to cost roughly the same as a kidney. And there's Lord Cockswain's Ray-Blunderbuss "The Unnatural Selector," which is a massive weapon. You have to register at the site to show you're interested since right now it's just a showpiece. And it's a helluva showpiece. You can see a picture over at Brass Goggles, which is who clued us into it. Categorized as: Gear
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08.09.08 by Widge @ 7:11 pm So we've been looking around for a snazzy new table to have in the TechnoCave's attached compound's library. Here's some stuff that we've found. Used to be that a SunTable was something you sacrificed someone to the sun god of your choice on. But that was a more enlightened age. These days they won't let you sacrifice somebody to a sun god unless that god has a permit and is properly taxed. Total pain in the ass. However--today the SunTable can still be a good thing. Check out this:  How brilliant is that? Instead of dealing with the Dayball, push this thing outside let it soak up some battery juice, drag it back inside after the sun goes down, work on your laptop with it! Excellent! And when you get pissed off that your Windows Goddamn Vista has decided that your copy isn't legitimate even though it is and helpfully tries to lock you out of your own goddamn computer, you can switch into Vista Mode:  $2200. Spring-loading it so your laptop gains air is extra. Found via Cribcandy. More after the break. Categorized as: Gear
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08.06.08 by Widge @ 2:06 am  Showing yet again that nothing exceeds like excess, ladies and gents, I present the Colosso--a watch that costs $550K. Yes, that was a K. It comes with a tiny Earth that rotates "for local or GMT time." We agree with Watchismo Times: this is truly the watch of a Bond villain. Although, honestly, for that price it needs to come not just with a white cat, but with entire SPECTRE organization as a feature. In fact, they should be able to pop out of the watch at will. I mean, for Christ's sake, $550K will fill an average minivan's gas tank! So I started to wonder: that's pretty pricey...but what's the most expensive watch--certainly that's the SRP for that watch, but there must be more expensive ones than that. Forbes helped me out in answering that question. Here's the $5 million and a skoche watch from 1989 that is the second most expensive on their list. And honestly, nearly quadrupling the price on the Colosso is good enough for me. Make sure you flip through the rest of that slideshow. It's impressive in its ridiculousness. But that $5 million watch? No wrist rockets. To hell with that crap. And the $11 million watch is called the Supercomplication. For $11 million goddamn dollars, it better be the Supereasyasgreasedhell. What kind of fool pays that money for something complicated? Yes, I know--that was rhetorical. Colosso sent in by Artist in Residence Rox. Categorized as: Gear
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