Written by: William Welch
Directed by: Bernard McEveety
Starring: Strother Martin, L. Q. Jones, Ahna Capri, Charles Robinson
Released by: Sony Pictures
My Advice: Good for a MST3K party with lots of alcohol.
Interested in recapturing the fresh flower of youth? Forget plastic surgery, botox injections, illegal cloning, they’re passÃ©. Join The Brotherhood of Satan and you can get a new body and enjoy causing horrible violence and death for the low price of your immortal soul. All a coven needs is a small town to cut it off from civilization with horrible death as the punishment for anyone trying to leave. Then simply lure children into your power while killing their parents. Don’t let the local authorities, the sheriff (Jones) and the priest (Robinson), interfere or else Satan will not be happy. You do not want Satan unhappy. If extra children are needed, don’t hesitate to allow strangers into the town, just don’t let them leave. Just add one Black Mass and you will be as good as new. Just ask the satanic high priest of Woodley (Martin) and he’ll tell you he was fully satisfied with the results. So contact your local Antichrist and join the brotherhood today.