War of the Worlds (2005) - 27 Second ReviewPosted on 07.02.05 by Siege @ 12:00 am
Comments on this: nada. Add your own. File Under: 27 Seconds and Reviews. Taggified as: Dakota Fanning, David Koepp, H.G. Wells, Miranda Otto, Movies, Reviews, Steven Spielberg, Tim Robbins, Tom Cruise  Written by: Joseph Friedman & David Koepp, based on the novel by H.G. Wells Review: Spielberg brought us a walking scrotum that heals with a touch, some human abductors who play the trombone, and communication through mashed potatoes. Honestly, for all I know this movie might have sucked horribly, I didn't notice. Because of all that goes BOOM! Hahaha! BOOM! Just like that! Go see what it truly means to rip them a new asshole! Hahahahaha! BOOM! Time: 18 seconds (more or less...my stopwatch went BOOM! Mahahaha!) Buy Stuff
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