Needcoffee.com
Needcoffee.com
PLEASE NOTE: “As an Amazon Associate, [Need Coffee] earns from qualifying purchases." You know we make money from Amazon links,
and I know you know this, but they make us say it anyway. More info, click here.

Stimuli

Needcoffee to All Razor Manufacturers: Stand. Down.

Widge
August 31, 2005
1 min read

With the announcement of a ten-bladed electric razor, Doc and I are in agreement: this madness must end. The razor arms race is getting way out of control. The former Soviet Union alone is rumored to have hundreds of thousands of eight-bladed electric razor prototypes, of which thousands are unaccounted for. Now this.

Look, folks: humanity isn’t ready for this. We’ve got to stop this mad escalation of blades before we wipe ourselves right off the map. I’m sure, if we ever survive this blade-overkill section of our history, we’ll make it to alien worlds and find remains of stupendous, jaw-dropping alien civlizations…and find a thirty-bladed monstrosity the size of a 3×5 card clutched in one strangely-shaped appendage. Perfectly preserved, because it was made of aggregated carbon nanorods.

If this doesn’t stop–and soon–then we should all just make peace with our gods.

Found via Gizmodo.

Related posts:

Default ThumbnailThe Hills Are Alive With Bouncy Balls It’s Not Easy Being Green 22 May 2020 Playlist: And You’re Telling Me That It Sings?

1 comment

  • The SNL repeat that aired last night with Buck Henry had a sendup of the new-at-the-time twin bladed razors. Their over the top comeback? A triple bladed razor, “because you’ll believe anything.”