Sperm You Can Read a Book By

I’m not sure which is more wrong: the fact that they’re working on glow-in-the-dark sperm or the fact that they’re testing it on hamsters:

An Oxford University team extracted a gene that manufactures a green protein in a jellyfish and used it to create green sperm in hamster testicles.

Control Hamster to Test Hamster: “Phil, can you turn your sperm off? I’m trying to sleep.”

By | 2017-09-24T23:54:21+00:00 September 22nd, 2005|Stimuli|2 Comments


  1. Dindrane September 22, 2005 at 9:44 pm

    Wow! More fertility tech! Just when we were about to run out of children to adopt! Oh, wait… nope, still hundreds of thousands of extra kids already…

  2. Zonker January 22, 2006 at 2:57 am

    And I though they were nuts when I read somewhere they made 3 green pigs in the East and they glowed in the dark … Gives new life to glow in the dark condoms LOL.

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