We're very happy to have this Warning Label Generator, so now we can avoid all those lawsuits when people stumble too close to the rift in reality from whence all of Uwe Boll's films spring. I mean, we're guarding it, but we can't keep them all from invading the world...there's thousands. Just be happy his version of Batman Begins didn't make it across.
Anyway, we're rambling. Found this gem via Screenhead.