A sampler platter of the crap the Interweb spewed out recently. Soon to be a major motion picture.

Gizmodo: A Very Odd Home Appliance
"Our surgeons did what they could, but it took them two hours just to get the smile off his face."

Let Them Sing It For You
It's basically the time-honored classic of "Spliceway to Heaven," but in this case you can write your own lyrics to be spliced up and sung back. Found via Boing Boing.

Harry Potter 4 Broadcast Into Space
I hope somebody is policing the space station to make sure they didn't snag a copy from the live feed and aren't burning DVDs right and left as I type this...