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War On Sex: Bibles For Porn

Holy Bible: Parental Advisory

It’s nice to see young people getting involved in important issues. Like fighting religious fundamentalists and political correctors trying to destroy our right to enjoy The Beast With Two Backs or look at naked people doing naughty things to themselves and others. So these college students are helping people realize that the physical is just as important as the spiritual by offering skin mags in exchange for scripture. As Needcoffee’s Minister of Naughty Bits, I officially applaud their efforts.

Although when you look at the Bible with all the depictions of incest, attempted raping of male angels, and many instances of sadism, even Hustler has a hard time standing up to that.

Found via Boing Boing.

Image taken from those whacky Landover Baptist types.

Update: Another excellent example of mixing porn and religion. Hey, I am the Minister of Naughty Bits. And don’t you forget it, boyo.

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