God, I love the internet. Here's a PDF of the manual for the NM-156 Reciprocating Emu Press, which is great because I lost the manual that came with mine about two years ago and I've been futzing around trying to find a replacement ever since.

...in order to get a better appreciation for freshly squeezed - emu juice, you should aquaint [sic] yourself with the entire process of producing it. This manual details every step of the way - from live animal to fresh, sparkling juice.

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