An appetizer platter of time-wasting morsels. All for you. No, really. We monogrammed them and everything.
Mission: Impossible 3, in utter desperation to make us want to show the slightest bit of interest in this piece of shit franchise, cast Philip Seymour Hoffman as the baddie. Shrewd. But it ain’t going to work, you bastards. We’ll wait for somebody to edit out all the bits without Hoffman and post the results online. Found via Defamer.
You have a Rob Schneider neuron. Makes you want to pull that stunt from the final reel of Pi, doesn’t it?