Eric Faustus has done some lovely remixes of Chick tracts, in which not only is Ben Affleck put in charge of the Fox Network, but the pros and cons of giving your heart to Dracula (or something) are discussed. Very informative.

If you don't find them offensive enough, you can probably check out more of that mess here. But don't say we didn't warn you. Because you'd be a vicious liar if you did. Yeah.