Ask a Ninja point

There's always room for more ninjas. Here, at Ask a Ninja, you can interact with one without getting killed...at least not 100% of the time. Five episodes of ninja question answering powers are on display so far, including a fascinating tutorial on how to hire a ninja. But you don't hire a ninja for just any killing, because, the ninja explains, "That's what Italians are for." Hilarious.

Unless you are Italian. Then it's not hilarious at all. Really. Please don't kill me.

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