Now is the Time to Make Circles With Mints

A most excellent collection of bizarre fortune cookies.

I always wanted to come up with my own fortune cookies to freak people out, saying “Beware the amorous rhino” and the ever popular “Don’t look behind you.”

Found via Screenhead.

By | 2017-09-24T23:47:19+00:00 April 13th, 2006|Stimuli|1 Comment

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  1. Burbanked April 13, 2006 at 11:01 am

    My favorite, from years and years ago but never forgotten:

    “Use your gifts wisely and they shall be enlarged.”

    There’s just something about the word “enlarged” that has always unnerved me.

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