The DC Comics project a while back where they let Stan Lee revamp their characters for a series of one shots was hilariously bad. I mean bad. When you’ve got Batman fighting a villain called Handz–that’s crap on toast right there, folks.
Kevin Church has taken the concept and performed a brand new bit of sacrilege: what if Stan the Man reworked Moore and Gibbons’ Watchmen?
Just keep telling yourself: it’s only a joke. It’s only a joke.
P.S. How do you know when your childhood is over? When you realize that Stan’s promise of “Mile a minute, non-stop action!” means that the thing’s only going to be going 60 mph.