Morbid Ducky, You're the One

For those having the ultimate bad day, there's now a solution that's not only cute, but lethal: the electric bath duck. Plug it in, drop it in, and bang--instant Kevorkian. Now, of course, we don't think anybody should really do this--few are the problems that can't be solved by another espresso shot--but it's still pretty damn funny. "One use only." Nice.

Found via We Make Money Not Art.