We've just been given word by Cartoon Network and Adult Swim1 that the upcoming Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters Colon The Soundtrack2 will hit3 stores on April 10th4, with the movie5 itself appearing in cinemas6 on April 13th4.
You can find some samples7 by going here8.
Footnotes for the City of Boston:
1. These are networks and network subsidiaries. Not terrorists. In some cases, the two can be blurred, especially when it comes to the Lifetime Channel. But in this case, we can vouch for them.
2. This is a movie's soundtrack, not a bomb.
3. This is a figure of speech, not a threat.
4. This is a release date, not a target date for some form of attack via any games or diversions from the 80s including but not limited to Lite Brite, Merlin or Stop Thief.
5. This is a reference to a movie, not a bomb. The kind of bombs that appear in American cinemas normally don't kill anyone. Except for Pluto Nash, but that was an unsubstantiated report in Cleveland.
6. This is a generic reference to a location, not a bomb.
7. These are MP3s, not bombs, despite what the RIAA would have you believe.
8. This is a link to a website. It is not a bomb.
Now that you have read these footnotes, it's time for the penguin on top of your television set to explode. That was a Monty Python reference, incidentally. And not a bomb.
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CAn we classify this post as a spider?
Comment by ScottC — February 28, 2007 @ 1:48 pm
2.As long as you don't think spiders explode, then sure.
Comment by Widge — February 28, 2007 @ 1:56 pm
3.Boston blew up more 'suspicious packages' today...this time a traffic counter.
http://wbztv.com/local/local_story_059122735.html
A nice little reminder of the reasonableness of the local PD is before the Mooninite pair have their hearing.
Comment by Lynn — February 28, 2007 @ 5:58 pm
4.Lynn: Awesome, I had not heard that. The link you posted didn't work for whatever reason, so I substituted it for one I found, just FYI. See? If they had installed BostonSafe (TM) on that traffic counter thingy, it wouldn't have had to die such an ignominious death...
Comment by Widge — February 28, 2007 @ 7:41 pm