He's an ex-merchant marine security guard.

And that guy over there, he's a mannequin that comes to life kinda like Frosty, thanks to a hat.

She works in store displays.

And that mouse talks like she's a rhyming demon.

THEY FIGHT CRIME!


(Seriously, though, think about it: they are one step away from being Nickelodeon's answer to the Doom Patrol.)

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