Each week we try to start you off right with a bit of video that makes little to no sense, just like real life.

Here we have, from the 1979 movie Starcrash, a Harryhausen-esque droid with a sword fighting David Hasselhoff, who wields both a lightsaber and eyeliner that Johnny Depp obviously ripped off for Pirates. Is that...yes, it's Marjoe Gortner, ladies and gentlemen. Apparently, Christopher Plummer is in this, too--and upon reflection, I'm amazed I've never seen it. There was a time in the mid-80s where I systematically went through the video store and just snagged whatever was available, wearing out genre after genre.

Yup, damn thing's in print. Go figure.

Found via Neatorama.