Rockstar Juiced Pomegranate, laced with evil sucralose

Review: Party like a rockstar, sure, but only if your idea of a party involves a sucralose-laced drink that tastes like somebody took all the flavoring you would expect from a pomegranate Dum-Dum lollipop and then melted it down with some low-grade plastic. This drink might be 50% juice and 100% energy, but it's 125% undrinkable. Two decent sized sips, then the rest went into the sink.

Time: 18 seconds.