Here at Needcoffee, we try to differentiate ourselves from all the other millions of websites out there that you could be wasting your time on (since we want you to waste your time here). Part of how we do this is that we love you. Other websites just want you for your body, but we love you for who you are as a person. Honest.
The other thing is that we are honest. Whereas lots of other websites will beat around the bush about how you, the readers, can make them money–we just come right out and tell you the truth: we want your cash. All websites want your cash, mind you, but we at least are up front about it. And we try to make it painless for you to give us your cash by setting it up so you can do it through things you would do anyway. Like purchase things from Amazon.
And now that you can buy MP3s from Amazon, we urge you, if you were going to do that anyway, to do so through us (you can click that image up there, even). Why? Because we get kickbacks. And kickbacks mean we can afford more coffee. And more coffee means more content and more ways for you to avoid work and sleep by coming here to the site.
Anyway, that’s our shill for today. Thank you kindly for listening. We now return you to your irregularly non-scheduled whatever the hell it is we do here.