Once upon a time, sick, sadistic bastards figured out how to imprison their Sims and eventually have them expire. This made us think of two things. The first was obviously “What kind of twisted freak would do that?” The second was, following hard upon, “Who has the time to figure out how to do that crap?”
Now, with newer, more intricate games, like Rollercoaster Tycoon 3, these same tormentors have figured out they can unleash their wrath on many, many fake people at once.
Morbid whimsy, with the whimsy provided by They Might Be Giants. It’s okay to laugh, they’ll just add it to your tab in hell.
- Buy Rollercoaster Tycoon stuff from Amazon. But what you do with it after that is your own business.
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