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Unattended Children: A Waste of Good Espresso

By Widge - posted 11.04.07 @ 2:24 am
Unattended Children Will Be Given an Espresso and a Free Puppy

Passive Aggressive Notes has an interesting round-up of signs that are supposed to be threats. Don't they know that these days, kids will ditch their folks and wander about for such a "punishment"? Hell, that's just for espresso. With the free puppy in the mix, you could have kids using sleeping pills on their parents so they can sneak out and hit several stores at a run.

And what's wrong with just selling unattended kids to black market organ harvesters like we used to? Tell me that, huh?

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Widgett Walls is Need Coffee's Chief Cook and Bottle Washer. He is the author of the novel Mystics on the Road to Vanishing Point, and two collections of short stories, Magnificent Desolation and Something Else: The Complete First Season. He is also co-author of the children's book There's a Zombie in My Treehouse! All of those books are available in paperback or for the Kindle from Amazon. He is also the narrator and publisher of the first unabridged recording of Seneca's letters, available here. He is active on both Twitter and Facebook. (If you befriend him on Facebook, do say you came via Need Coffee.) He lives and works in Atlanta, Georgia. He hardly ever sleeps.

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