Thanksgiving: Our Sexy Bird

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One of our favorite local restaurants is having a “Sexy Bird Contest,” where you have to prepare your turkey and send in a picture, and the prize for the winner of sexiest bird is a nice bottle of wine.

Our turkey, strumpet that she is, is shown below. Her name is Vickie, because referring to “the body” and “the carcass” put Thespia in the mind of a Law & Order episode, in which they keep referring to victim’s body as “The Vic.” But because our turkey was a hen, she decided to call her Vickie.

Vickie was delicious.

Vickie, the sexy turkey

Vickie, the sexy turkey

Vickie, the sexy turkey

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