Why have only one Secret Squirrel when you can train hundreds? In this official press release from Glorious Revolution headquarters, the public can see for the first time the hard work of our Sciurine agents. The location of the Secret Squirrel training facility must remain Top Secret for security reasons, but rest assured that there are plenty of nuts.

Secret Squirrel Training Facility!

Press release was leaked first to Official Revolution Friends at ICanHasCheezburger.com.