Chidi Ogbuta of Allen, Texas gets a cake that looks like her

Coming in February to the Food Network, it's the new Culinary Masters of Horror line of TV movies. A pair of twins, who want the same man, come to a bitter and sweet end...find out what happens when Willy Wonka meets House of Wax. That's right, it's John Carpenter's HOUSE OF CAKE. The two taglines being used for promotion are "Here Comes the Bride...and a knife to serve her with!" and "This red velvet tastes a little funny..."


Or, you know, it could just be a woman who got a wedding cake that looks like her. But which sounds more interesting?