Voodoo knife rack

Here's a safety tip: if you're going to (allegedly!) shoplift knives don't hide them in the waistband of your pants. I mean, you're male, so presumably you keep things in your pants that are worth more than the $300 of knives that you're trying to steal--if you catch my meaning. Because if the knives aren't there, then you can't fall on them during your botched escape attempt. This happened at a Meijer store in Grand Rapids, Michigan.

Found via The Consumerist.