Hatchet Unrated DVD cover art

Man, if we only had a good old fashioned slasher flick. You know, the kind that harkens back to that bygone era of teens + sharp implements wielded by a freaking loonbag = fun? The kind that would pay homage to those who had gone before, by including folks like Kane Hodder, Robert Englund, Tony Todd and Joshua Leonard. You know.

What, we have one? And we have five copies of it to share? And they all come with commentary and featurettes and a gag reel and whatnot?

Really?

Oh man, I think we need a contest.

If you want to win, you should go and enter...


Contest is closed! Thanks for playing.

But don't despair! For the latest in contestage, check out the site here.

Or if you want to never miss another contest, subscribe to our RSS feed!

Buy Stuff