Beowulf Director

That's right: descend into the Uncanny Valley with Beowulf, who must fight Angelina Jolie and a gigantic Gollum in order to stay alive! Or...something. Regardless, The Neil had a hand in crafting the dialogue, and for those of you that Know, know that means that the words they speak are gold.

This Director's Cut has some additional scenes and is unrated, which means they didn't bother to go back to the MPAA. There's also a making-of featurette, a slew of other featurettes and more.

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