Imaginary Animals: Kosher or Not?

Sandworms Are Not Kosher

Here’s something useful. No, really. If you find yourself with nothing to eat but a cryptid of some sort, and you’re keeping kosher, what’s off limits? Never fear: Evil Monkey is here and has consulted an expert.

Pope Lick Monster – A: “I don’t know what that is.” EM: “I think it’s a monster that licks the Pope.” A: “If it’s licking the Pope, it’s probably treyf.”

Is the choice of quoting that one in honor of somebody visiting New York? Maybe. But I wouldn’t lick Palpatine. I mean the Pope. Sorry.

Found via Dark Roasted Blend.

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