Here was mine:
We think we might have nailed down that PITA problem with the server that’s been causing us grief: a hard drive was having an I/O error. If you don’t know what that means, imagine Flynn from Tron saying it and it won’t matter. Many thanks to our server support team for sending in ninjas.
We should be better1 now. If we’re not, ping me.
1 “Better” in this context means the server, not our personalities, personal lives or levels of required medication. We are still well and truly fucked in those areas.