Many are the legends of creatures who come out during this holiday season, suspiciously gifting children with all manner of dolls, games and G.I. Joe aircraft carriers. There’s Father Christmas, of course. But there’s also Santa Cthulhu, who instead of elves uses Deep Ones. Speaking of The Deep Ones, here’s one now, probably on his way to work at Santa Cthulhu’s hidden toy workshop at R’lyeh.
The toys of course all non-Euclidean things that are like Legos that only work if manipulated from a higher dimension, so children have been known to go mad trying. But still, fun for the whole family, what?