Because every week goes down smoother if you start it off with a brief bit of “No, seriously, WTF.” We’re glad to oblige.
Please watch the following video. There will be a quiz after the video to see if you gleaned the lesson you should have.
Now, check your paper…no cheating…if you said, “If I don’t put the chain on my door, Rasputin will appear on my front walk wielding an axe…” then you are right. Full marks.
And because we can, something else after the break.