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Your Monday Morning Mental Sorbet: Draw the Line at Ketchup Buttons

Posted on 03.08.10 by Widge @ 12:40 am
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File Under: Mental Sorbet.
Taggified as: Mental Sorbet, parties, puppets, WTF, You Know For Kids
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Each week we like to kickstart your brain by posting a little something that's...well, it's really an inoculation against the mind-numbing work week that is to come.

This time around we see what happens when you need to produce a birthday party on a budget. Rather than just getting one party, though, a birthday fairy arrives who takes you on a never-ending series of nightmarish visions. Each one is a different party and they all seem to have some very common traits: namely covering most everything with balloons and then sculpting food into anthropomorphic demon-treats.

There's nothing wrong with parties on a budget--but seriously, if some of our readers had parties like these growing up, that would explain why we have such a following.

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Thanks to Everything is Terrible.

Widgett Walls is Need Coffee's Chief Cook and Bottle Washer. He is the author of the novel Mystics on the Road to Vanishing Point and the collection of short stories entitled Magnificent Desolation. He is also co-author of the children's book There's a Zombie in My Treehouse! All of those books are available in paperback or for the Kindle from Amazon. He is active on both Twitter and Facebook. (If you befriend him on Facebook, do say you came via Need Coffee.) He lives and works in Atlanta, Georgia. He hardly ever sleeps.

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    Seeing things like this make me glad I never had parties growing up.

    Comment by Robert — March 8, 2010 @ 10:17 am

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