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Your Monday Morning Mental Sorbet: Mr. Balloon, Noooo!
Posted on 06.28.10 by Widge @ 4:51 am
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Bang Box: Red Balloon

Each Monday we like to start your week off right with a little something to kick start the WTF Gland of your brain. Your WTF Gland, as I'm sure you all are aware, is part of the immune system. It helps protect us from the work week and specifically the bullshit that goes along with it. Consider this post your booster shot.

Here we start off with pondering old games for kids, and how they used to be...well, a bit sadistic. If you think Grand Theft Auto is bad for the psyches of children, then check out this game: the commercial plays like it was directed by a young Eli Roth.
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Win How the Earth Was Made Season 2 on DVD!
Posted on 06.28.10 by Cosette @ 4:31 am
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How The Earth Was Made is back from the History Channel for Season 2 on DVD. Here's what they have to say for themselves:

This season, HOW THE EARTH WAS MADE goes back in history – from 4.5 billion years ago to today – to investigate the origins of some of the most well-known locations and geological phenomena in the world. With rocks as their clues and volcanoes, ice sheets and colliding continents as their suspects, scientists launch a forensic investigation that will help viewers visualize how the Earth has evolved and formed over millions of years. Mt. Everest, Grand Canyon, Yosemite, Mt. St. Helens, Death Valley and Supervolcanoes are among the fascinating geological creations featured across 13 episodes of this innovative program.

Want to win it? Fill out the form below. If we draw your name when the contest ends, you win. You can even enter once a day. Good luck!

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The Curmudgeon: Dispatches From the Couch #3: The 2010 World Cup
Posted on 06.28.10 by Rob Levy @ 3:48 am
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Nelson Mandela World Cup

Although Americans love their soccer, our interest in the sport pales in comparison to the fanaticism about non-American football that exists throughout the world. This fanaticism is rooted in pride, tradition, community and love of the sport. All of this has come together with a fever pitch with the FIFA World Cup, in South Africa, currently going on and lasting through July 11th.

For the uninitiated (or for those who simply haven't been paying attention), basically there are qualifying tournaments for teams from around the world and the winners get into The World Cup competition. For The World Cup itself there are eight groups (Groups A-H) with four teams in each group. Thus a total of thirty-two teams, including the USA, went into competition for the World Cup. The first stage of the World Cup competition is the group stage where sixteen winners move onto a knockout head-to-head stage of competition. This culminates with a series of quarterfinals, semi-finals and then a massively hyped final. The winning team gets a shiny trophy and the undying respect of the world soccer/football community.

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Win The Good Guy on DVD!
Posted on 06.26.10 by Cosette @ 4:48 am
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A Wall Street love triangle, anyone? That's what The Good Guy has to offer, featuring Alexis Bledel of The Gilmore Girls. We have three copies to give away on DVD.

Would you like one for your very own? First, fill out the form below. And if we draw your name at the end of the contest, you win. You can enter once a day if you like. Good luck!

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The Week in Stuff: June 22, 2010 - Tom & Jerry & Judy & Vince & Aang
Posted on 06.26.10 by Widge @ 4:05 am
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There are a lot of things out there you can buy. We try to give you the information you need to make an educated purchasing decision. Because we have no lives. If you find the info here to be of use, do us a favor and purchase stuff from Amazon through us. Especially if you were going to buy the stuff anyway. That gives us kickbacks, which help pay for things. Like the server. And coffee. And therapy. Thanks.

Avatar: The Last Airbender- The Complete Book 1 Collector's Edition DVD Cover Art
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Win Shrek: Forever After for the PS3!
Posted on 06.25.10 by Cosette @ 12:56 pm
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The fourth Shrek film is out in theatres, and now the companion games are upon us. Activision has released Shrek: Forever After for the PS3, and we have a copy to give away.

Want it? Fill out the form below. You can even enter once a day if that appeals to you. If we draw your name at the end of the contest, you win. Good luck!

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Proselytizing at the Creation Museum
Posted on 06.25.10 by Widge @ 11:37 am
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The video basically explains all--and other videos will expand upon this: but our visit to the Creation Museum was actually rather pleasant. At times...perplexing...but pleasant all the same. The people there were all very nice and not pushy in any way whatsoever, they only respectfully asked that we not film any of the video presentations. So we didn't. But I did make a new friend, recorded our meeting, and also delivered a message to him that is near and dear to my heart. I hope you find the experience as emotionally moving as I did.

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Win Happy Tears on DVD!
Posted on 06.25.10 by Cosette @ 11:20 am
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Parker Posey, Demi Moore, Rip Torn, and Ellen Barkin star in Happy Tears. It's out on DVD from Lionsgate, and we have three copies to give away.

Would you like one? Just fill out the form below--do it once a day if you're so inclined. If we draw your name when the contest ends, you win. Good luck!

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Your Weekend Justice #71: Muddling Through
Posted on 06.25.10 by Widge @ 6:14 am
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And we're back. Please note: this podcast, if you haven't figured it out, is profane and not safe for consumption by children or animals. Or sentient creatures of any sort. Or even cardboard boxes. Nothing. Nobody. Got it?

sexy mint julep

Agenda:

  • Leigh vs. zombie Aaron
  • Widge's knifeplay
  • Jamaican green ginger wine from Jamaica
  • Aaron explains France
  • Jon vs. Hellpuppy Kora
  • Peeing
  • Penis Thief!
  • Spazhouse anniversary!
  • Art scavenger hunt
  • Graffiti mafia!
  • Exit Through the Gift Shop
  • Bill Nye, revisited
  • Din's Pokyball
  • Mint julep cups
  • Penis-free!
  • Jon's muddler
  • Mint julep and mojitos
  • Sims update?
  • Crouching Tiger Syndrome
  • Ang Lee Spoilers!
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Win Ben 10: Alien Force Vol. 7 on DVD!
Posted on 06.24.10 by Cosette @ 2:57 am
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Ben 10: Alien Force Volume 7 DVD Cover Art

Cartoon Network is releasing its series Ben 10 Alien Force on DVD, and we have two copies of Volume 7 to give away. Not only does this volume contain the first five episodes of Season 3 of the series, but it also has two bonus episodes, plus an alien database.

Want to win a copy? Just step right up and fill out the form below. Do it once a day if you like having multiple chances to win. If we draw your name at the end of the contest, it's yours. Good luck!

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