It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that wants to train your dragon to eat your ferret. And that's not a euphemism. This podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.



  • Haircuts, wine and graduation
  • What is Jon Boutelle building in there?
  • Rox vs. the iPad 2
  • Apple products and the quest for discount
  • Kindle envy
  • Justice vs. the Nintendo announcement
  • Warning! Jigglypuff!
  • Terrifying Pokemon discussion
  • Font or Not?
  • Glass photography, people
  • Sword?
  • Picking junk
  • Oscar talk
  • Documentary bitching
  • Kevin Smith's Red State
  • Din's actual question
  • Of ferrets and dragons
  • The animation discussion
  • The Dan Brown Performance Art Exhibit
  • Celebrity Apprentice
  • Something about blowing
  • The River Song Question
  • A Game of Treating Children Badly
  • Magic hos
  • Justice for Jon Boutelle!
  • Justice for Rox of Spazhouse!
  • Tuffley's advice to Wisconsin
  • Erwin?
  • Eating people in Swahili
  • Bulbasaur Bacon?

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Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

This week's recommendations

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As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, "Promoter (of earthbound causes)" as our theme music for this.

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