It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that has a giant checklist, comprised of things you're not supposed to talk about on podcasts. And it's working its way down it, one item at a time. It's definitely not for the faint of heart. Or for members of the band The Faint. This podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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Burt Reynolds.  With a puppy.  On a horse.

'I'm on a horse.'

Agenda:

  • ScottC is introduced to the concept of TV on the Radio. And bass. And music, in general.
  • April 20th
  • ScottC, not a Bond girl
  • IMAX webcams?
  • "Old Mac Users"
  • Zombies and hemp
  • The sad lemonade story
  • Of hurricanes and hyperbole
  • Ralph Fiennes
  • Stake Land vs. Skateland
  • The Night Train
  • Paleoclimatology
  • Protecting you from terrorist waves
  • Bill Hicks
  • David Bowie and America
  • The Americanization of Time Fucker!
  • Terrifying transcriptions
  • We heart Paw Paw
  • Don't do math while driving
  • The Jack Train Chinstrap story
  • The Mind Trapp Family
  • Playing with balls
  • Trailers and Rio
  • X-Men: First Class
  • A Game of Thorn Birds
  • The secret origin of X-Files
  • Your sports update
  • Burt Reynolds & his Museum (Update: no, it's not dead! YES!)
  • DragonCon justifications
  • Chaka Khan Infusion
  • Rox Helps!
  • Rent Liechtenstein or Sealand or... something
  • Rob vs. Record Store Day
  • RIP: Elisabeth Sladen
  • Rock Lobster!
  • K9!
  • Rob's Chicken Soup update
  • ScottC's true secret origin
  • Desecrating children's books
  • Swordfighting in milk

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Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

This week's recommendations

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As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, "Promoter (of earthbound causes)" as our theme music for this.

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