It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that is kept in a cage the size of a battery. Battery Park, really. But it’s fed nothing but batteries. But they’re provided by Viggo. So. It’s definitely not for the faint of heart. Or for people who are solar-powered. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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Tex the Armadillo

Agenda:

  • Scott’s been busy
  • Password security
  • Name issues
  • Flavor Flav’s Chicken RIP
  • Din’s vegetarian soapbox moment
  • Dylan Dog
  • Army envy
  • Sony and your info
  • Din vs. Tex the Armadillo
  • Spiders holding your beer, and probably your tongue as well
  • Fisher King: NOT a hobo documentary
  • Chaperone night!
  • Cee-Lo Green, slightly prickish
  • Dindrane: opera vs. soul
  • First!
  • Bruce Vilanch
  • Exuberance!
  • Game of Thrones
  • Dark Tower
  • Viggo Knows!
  • Rock Lobster!
  • Rob vs. Roger Corman
  • Vincent Price info
  • Crispin Glover’s album
  • The Christopher Lee Story
  • Tim Burton‘s The Smurfs
  • Animal testing
  • From Norwegian Death Metal to Terry Gross

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Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

If you want to send something to Weekend Justice–say, a battery–address packages to NEEDCOFFEE.COM WEEKEND JUSTICE, 4480-H South Cobb Drive, PMB 394, Smyrna GA USA 30080.

As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, “Promoter (of earthbound causes)” as our theme music for this.

Buy Blast Tyrant, which is where you can find “Promoter”. Buy their latest album, Strange Cousins from the West. Send them love and coin.

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To download this episode directly, Your Weekend Justice #112: The Battery Episode, then do that thing. For the previous episode, click here.