It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that is celebrating its last pre-Rapture show. One way or another, we'll be here next week. You can bet on that. This podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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Streets of Fire

Agenda:

  • Life in a pillow
  • The End of the World numerology...dissected (full list for your convenience at the bottom of the post)
  • Better suggested days for The Rapture
  • Blondie vs. The End of the World
  • Home Alone vs. Left Behind
  • The nature of light in heaven
  • Streets of Fire
  • Chaos in a cycle
  • Alcohol report
  • Shaved pussies
  • Looting post-Rapture
  • Ben and Jerry's on sale!
  • The Great Cupcake
  • Jon and family at the movies
  • Cinema problems
  • Rox at the movies
  • Television report
  • Seth MacFarlane vs. Flintstones
  • Leigh vs. Arnie
  • Shit My Shat Says
  • Where Mark Valley is or is not
  • Guess Where I Found It?
  • The Phrase of the Week
  • Steven Moffat's Olympic Games
  • Doctor Who
  • Why Prince William is really great
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    Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

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    Your Eschatological Numerology Cheat Sheet

    00 = loopholes
    1 = the loneliest number
    3 = the magic number (yeah, it is)
    4 = acquiescence
    5 = atonement
    6 = alcohol
    10 = completeness
    17 = heaven
    19 = 80s movie
    21 = zombie cannibals
    33 = Wikipedia
    41 = topless women
    44 = utter/total chaos
    45 = Mabel the Cat
    69 = Eggo waffles
    77 = shaved pussies
    88 = erectile dysfunction
    747 = airplanes