It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that contains more severed throughlines than a later season of The X-Files. No other podcast will make you want to take a shower more than this one. Anyway, this podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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Welcome to Camp Crystal Lake

Agenda:

  • Leigh’s confession
  • Cork or screw?
  • Post-mortem performance
  • Jon vs. the bottle
  • Yenta!
  • Rox’s number! Actually, no
  • Jon’s night job, you know, of killing people
  • Overnight camp
  • Bundling, the safe alternative
  • Poetry corner!
  • Jon’s pregnancy fear story
  • Our own drunken Uatu
  • The more porn you know
  • Roughly 10 Minutes of Doctor Who Spoilers!
  • Poetry Corner–Again!
  • Professor X and Magneto, frenemies
  • Super 8
  • Cereal cautionary tale
  • Jon’s pregnancy fear story, for reals, this time
  • Poetry Corner–And Yet Again!
  • Meatballs Part 5!
  • Limericks for atheists
  • Exxxxtreme Christian camp
  • Catholics and their secret basement cesspools
  • Dan Brown vs. travel
  • Bundling, dammit!
  • Convoy!
  • Surrealistic performance art
  • Caves on wheels
  • Snoop Dogg and also Martha Stewart
  • Disliking films
  • Painted hobos
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    Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

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    As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, “Promoter (of earthbound causes)” as our theme music for this.

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