Your Weekend Justice #118: What Rhymes With Bi-Curious?
It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that contains more severed throughlines than a later season of The X-Files. No other podcast will make you want to take a shower more than this one. Anyway, this podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.
Cork or screw?
Jon vs. the bottle
Rox’s number! Actually, no
Jon’s night job, you know, of killing people
Bundling, the safe alternative
Jon’s pregnancy fear story
Our own drunken Uatu
The more porn you know
Roughly 10 Minutes of Doctor Who Spoilers!
Professor X and Magneto, frenemies
Cereal cautionary tale
Jon’s pregnancy fear story, for reals, this time
Poetry Corner–And Yet Again!
Meatballs Part 5!
Limericks for atheists
Exxxxtreme Christian camp
Catholics and their secret basement cesspools
Dan Brown vs. travel
Surrealistic performance art
Caves on wheels
Snoop Dogg and also Martha Stewart
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