Your Weekend Justice #121: Those Little Slices of Friction
It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that sets the land speed record for euphemisms with one arm tied behind its back. So this podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.
Aaron’s odd sleep patterns
Jon and the ongoing problem with almonds
Aaron’s odd sex patterns
Quandry vs. Situation!
How to deal with Best Buy
Universal Studios hates blind kids
Disney‘s bigass mistake
Universal vs. Disney in The Tunnel
Invitation for crickets
Aaron and the $600
Scott and popcorn abuse
Playing out Scott
The proper meaning of a smoking jacket
Dear Penthouse: DragonCon weirdness–for kids!
Jim Carrey‘s career
Whores on Pluto
Tom Cruise, John Cusack and more!
Aaron rips off Patton Oswalt and the Irish Dane Cook
Rock Banana Lobster Phone!
Fight Like Apes
Crazy white girls
Dubious travel tip!
Convenience and stalking
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Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.
As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, “Promoter (of earthbound causes)” as our theme music for this.
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