It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that's available on a Blue Light Special for a limited time only--now how much would you pay?? Anyway, this podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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Starpower by Jackie Stallone

Agenda:

  • Rox's troll doll
  • Visited by Rock Lobster in the night
  • Nudity report
  • Widge vs. Oakley
  • Tanning notes
  • Tuffley vs. Jim Croce
  • Comic-Con vs. DragonCon
  • Pixar, Billy Crystal and Robin Williams
  • Christopher Lee, God
  • Who is Larry the Cable Guy in Bahrain?
  • Harry Potter vs. Pooh
  • The UK vs. Pooh
  • Jon and the Black Lotus
  • Magic: The Gathering tales
  • Kim makes a break for it
  • Men Without Hats?
  • Rox's kryptonite
  • Chocolate Flavored Sandwich Cookie
  • Penis Puppetry for the PS3
  • Satellite radio, Liza Minnelli and Broadway
  • IKEA cribs tour
  • Hammer Chicken
  • Rob's Men Without Hats story
  • Rob's U2 story
  • Shop at Kim-Mart
  • Rob's Mr. T story
  • Torchwood
  • Remix challenge
  • Helping the kids
  • Podcast whispering
  • Rating the screams
  • Sylvester Stallone's mom and your ass
  • Rob's wife and Jeopardy!
  • Tuffley's WEJ playlist
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