Nude Nuns With Big Guns DVD

It's Nude Nuns With Big Guns, hitting DVD from Image Entertainment.

No, seriously. That's what it's called. Anyway, here's what they have to say for themselves:

Shortly after entering a convent, Sister Sarah becomes enslaved and victimized by drug-pushing predators that lurk within that haven. Suddenly there is only one message that matters to Sarah – and it isn't a divine one! Seeking revenge against those who would desecrate her heavenly refuge, she becomes a sister of no mercy. Changing her spiritual vows to earthly vengeance, Sarah goes on a rampage against these unholy men and their profane partners in crime, a gang known as Los Muertos. Packed with sex, violence, and unhallowed havoc, Nude Nuns with Big Guns is cut from the same cloth as the great drive-in action classics – a celestial grindhouse experience!

Starring Asun Ortega ("Friends with Benefits"), David Castro (The Lincoln Lawyer), and Perry D'Marco ("Malcolm In The Middle"), Nude Nuns with Big Guns is an tale of retribution and justice…where charity ends and cruelty begins! Against Sarah's righteous anger, her enemies haven't a prayer of a chance!

Wait, I almost left out my favorite part. It's streeting February 14th. So...

For your sweetheart this Valentine's Day, nothing says "I love you" like Nude Nuns with Big Guns!

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