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It's April 20th, or 4/20. Yes, that 4/20. The day where you could probably get a contact high from being on the Internet. This day is a little problematic for me. I have friends who indulge and I have no problem with that. But like many here at Need Coffee, we struggle with Hypnos, the God of Sleep. Marijuana isn't the best tool to battle such a being.

So in an attempt to produce some alternative programming, I thought I would supply some suggestions for some caffeinated products to get pass the weeds as it were. We have the many, many, MANY energy drink reviews Widgett has produced. He has bravely risked his own body, like many of the best mad scientists, to tell us which concoctions will kick you into gear. We also have many articles and reviews of other caffeinated products for your perusal. But I would like to spotlight a few products for you now.

We have our excellent Need Coffee Coffee. You will get wonderful coffee from Colombia. You will also get some global ecological karma because the coffee is Organic, Fair Trade, and Bird Friendly/Shade Grown. Even more, you will help support Need Coffee Dot Com. Caffeine, karma, and supporting your fellow java junkies. What more can you ask?

There is also Foosh Energy Mints. This is a product that Widge himself uses. I have seen him put one {entire tin's worth} in his mouth with my own eyes. One tiny little mint contains 100 milligrams of caffeine. That is 25% more caffeine than in a Red Bull. Foosh doesn't give you wings--it gives you a jet pack. It also freshens your breath...but honestly you'll be too wired to care. Click here to buy Foosh stuff from Amazon.

My personal goto is Jolt Gum. What's great about Jolt Gum is that they went the extra mile and removed that bitter aftertaste you normally get with severely caffeinated material. So it's really like chewing regular gum. Except for the heart racing and the compulsion to do ten things at once. Each piece of gum has the same caffeine as a can of soda and comes in Spearmint and Icy Mint. Click here to buy Jolt Gum stuff from Amazon.

I was going to write some more but with the above suggestions and our many posts, you should have plenty to get your adrenal gland into fifth gear. And to be honest, a friend brought me some brownies and for some reason I'm having the hardest time concentrating. Weird, dude.