It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that, as a public service message, wants to help you identify what kind of weirdo you might be near/around/involved with/have living in your attic without your knowledge. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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8 Track: Sounds of the 70s

Agenda:

  • It takes a nation of two to make Flava Flav cry
  • The newest members of the League make their debut and give you sound movie advice
  • How to make Serv feel old
  • How to make Rox go crazy
  • Never waiting to exhale
  • How much you pay for theatrical friends
  • Scott the Pig
  • Do not test Rox when it comes to serial killers
  • I’m really wondering if Scott got any responses from his monologue
  • Aaron vs. the French accent
  • Free whisky at the VIP party
  • Mel Brooks vs. Broadway
  • Bacon the Musical
  • Things just got creepy
  • The Ginger Vampires
  • Phone update
  • Transatlantic Simon & Garfunkel moment
  • Hunger Games and movies. And money. Lots of money.
  • Avengers
  • Lost in facial hair
  • Jewel Staite
  • Hair removal
  • Ireland vs. music festivals
  • Crayon therapy
  • DJing with the Victrola
  • Rob vs. his ex-girlfriend’s music collection
  • Choosing daddy issues
  • Bee Gees facts!
  • Rob judges me
  • Sgt. Pepper sadism
  • Wolfman Jack and his headphones
  • Rock Lobster! Interception!
  • Sex with dinosaurs
  • Bot lobster!
  • Pre-Raphaelite Lobster!
  • Headsup: There’s new Weekend Justice gear as well in the Zazzle store.

    Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

    As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, “Promoter (of earthbound causes)” as our theme music for this.

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