It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that believes the children are our future. And that is why we are all so thoroughly doomed. This podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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Village of the Damned

Agenda:

  • Impromptu Spanish lesson and the Roxserv
  • Responsible coaster usage
  • Irresponsible degree usage
  • Porcine humblebrag redux
  • Sociopathic kids
  • Leigh turns the podcast into a cookie infomercial
  • Vitamin cast!
  • Dark Shadows questions
  • Mad Men/Dark Shadows crossover!
  • Box office discussion leads to bullet trains
  • Game of Thrones catch-up!
  • Hobo how-tos!
  • Bet on the sharks
  • Finding Bigfoot and hemp
  • Gold Rush in space
  • The Year of Chicks With Bows
  • The Donut Connection
  • Strapping kids to cars
  • Television round-up
  • Rob's Battleship review
  • Scott's advice about sex workers
  • Dwayne Johnson career advice
  • Bullet trains stateside!
  • Tim Burton's The Avengers
  • Noah's Ark animated
  • Hitchhiker's Guide
  • Headsup: There's new Weekend Justice gear as well in the Zazzle store.

    Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

    As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, "Promoter (of earthbound causes)" as our theme music for this.

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