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Your Weekend Justice #176: Things You Should Know Before Trimming Your Chives

By Widge - posted 10.19.12 @ 9:13 am

It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that talks a lot about art crime and hygiene...usually in the same sentence. And while doing so, picks your pocket. Yeah, that was the podcast. Sorry.

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  • Eating butter
  • Pulling for Florida and pushing your luck
  • Discounting for friends
  • Leigh, surrendering re: the screme egg
  • Alcohol report
  • Porn cinematography
  • Rox and Leigh gives you porn how-tos
  • The Art Heist
  • Leigh and the glowing rabbit. Either that, or Tourette's.
  • Boardwalk Empire (SPOILERS)
  • Walking Dead (SPOILERS)
  • Proportional porn
  • Holliston report
  • A rum primer
  • Serv vs Listserv
  • Spouses who listen to this show (we're f***ed)
  • Thanksgiving plans
  • We're not talking about canadian bacon again
  • Pining for the operating system
  • Happy birthday, Rob
  • Lack of celebrity recognition
  • The state of air travel today
  • The rest of the year's movies
  • Unexcited about The Hobbit
  • Anticipating an asskicking from Les Miserables
  • Sprinting through animated Avengers
  • What's next for Dark Knight
  • How to solve comics
  • The truth about H.E.R.B.I.E.
  • Editing people out of the podcast
  • Headsup: There's new Weekend Justice gear as well in the Zazzle store.

    Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

    As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, "Promoter (of earthbound causes)" as our theme music for this.

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    Widgett Walls is Need Coffee's Chief Cook and Bottle Washer. He is the author of the novel Mystics on the Road to Vanishing Point, and two collections of short stories, Magnificent Desolation and Something Else: The Complete First Season. He is also co-author of the children's book There's a Zombie in My Treehouse! All of those books are available in paperback or for the Kindle from Amazon. He is also the narrator and publisher of the first unabridged recording of Seneca's letters, available here. He is active on both Twitter and Facebook. (If you befriend him on Facebook, do say you came via Need Coffee.) He lives and works in Atlanta, Georgia. He hardly ever sleeps.

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    A Mob Numbering 6

      Why is Phantom Menace so hated? It's just as bad as the rest of them....

      Comment by c13old — October 21, 2012 @ 1:48 pm


      I was very offended by one statement made: there are some of us that are hardcore in to ragged chives

      Comment by Joey G — October 22, 2012 @ 1:58 am


      It's all in good fun. There's a chive-type out there for everybody.

      Comment by Widge — October 22, 2012 @ 2:56 am


      Because, c13yo, we had SUCH high hopes for PM but George broke our hearts. That's why we hate it so. Plus, Jar-Jar. 'nuff said.

      Comment by LeighBC — October 22, 2012 @ 10:37 am


      Also, after Episode 1 we kinda knew what to expect. But that's the main thing...we went into Episode 1 and got utterly blindsided.

      Comment by Widge — October 22, 2012 @ 1:42 pm


      Wow. I thought I was the clean-freak of the family. I never noticed the dirty porn sets, like Rox did. I guess I was too distracted...

      Comment by Ted Henkle — October 30, 2012 @ 8:50 am

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