Were you wondering when the Thesaurus was going to make an appearance in the Jurassic Park series? Is the only IPA you know one with alcohol content? Do you think the OED is a Dreadstar character*? Fear not--you'll find no mockery here. Only the videos of one man who has made it his life mission to get better word powers to you, the people. That's right--he's doing it for the people. And there's a good chance if you can read this, then that includes you. The gentleman with his finger on the pulse of language is Aaron Poole. His word fu is mighty. And he springs from the shadows to rpovide you with...a new word! One custom designed for you! Accept no substitutes! This word is one you can use! In conversation! When you're drunk dialing your ex-mother-in-law! You can even use it on Twitter and Facebook! And the best part is: this word is free for you to use and share! It is guaranteed DRM-free.
We hope you will join Aaron as he throws the Burke Dennings of ignorance down the staircase of knowledge via the possessed young lady...that is Language.**
Special thanks to PhantomV48 for the closing animation.
*--Needlessly obscure--sorry about that one
**--Okay, so I had a spare Exorcist reference...but it was going to go bad if I didn't use it. So.