Mortgages. Medical bills. The upcoming zombie apocalypse. You have so much in your life to worry about. Who has time to seek out the frontiers of the English language? Well, just like in the good old days where explorers who had ego problems and a death wish decided to head to terra incognita while the rest of society went about their business...you can deal with your day-to-day existence and let the intrepid Aaron Poole head out to lingua incognita and bring you back nifty new things to say. (And not even a hangover can stop him.) So fear not! Accept no substitutes! This word is one you can use! In conversation! When you're trying to teach your parrot something bizarre to say! You can even use it on Twitter and Facebook! And the best part is: this word is free for you to use and share! It is guaranteed DRM-free.
We hope you will join Aaron as he flees from the dust storm of ignorance while on the back of the burro of knowledge, urging it forward with the carrot...that is Language.
Special thanks to PhantomV48 for the closing animation.