There are those who say that the use of profanity is a clear sign of someone who has a lack of language skills. There are those who say that profanity is merely fun and, yes, sometimes therapeutic. Around here, we tend to think you can have the best of both worlds. It's important to be able to curse properly and yet have an arsenal of words to draw from when the situation calls for it. And when it comes to words as weapons, your verbal Deathstroke the Terminator is Aaron Poole. When you need to lay down some suppressive linguistic fire, he's got Ol' Painless ready and willing. So welcome him to your army! Accept no substitutes! This word is one you can use! In conversation! When you're trying to come up with a name for a new car you've designed! You can even use it on Twitter and Facebook! And the best part is: this word is free for you to use and share! It is guaranteed DRM-free.
We hope you will join Aaron as he crosses the rope bridge of knowledge to escape the Mola Ram of ignorance, all in search of the Sankara Stones that form...Language.
Special thanks to PhantomV48 for the closing animation.