Giant Knob of Jon

(Widge here. Had to delay posting this for a week to devote time to the project that's currently kicking my arse. We're still not dead.)

It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck, where we spend an inordinate amount of time trying to create a super-weapon that will turn human beings into giant Pez dispensers.

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Agenda:

  • Lighting Google Hangouts on fire
  • Incorrect mic placement
  • Heartbleed vs. Google Hangouts
  • Them Goat Acquisition Blues
  • The wilderness of newsgroups
  • The Cranium Phallus Joke Revisited
  • Rox and the Robe of Many Colors
  • The found footage genre comes to podcasting
  • Rox of Spazhouse: The North American Tour...coming to a town near you! Whether you want it or not!
  • Of genocide and cemeteries and oh God Widge is so tired. He is SO tired.
  • Why Rox loves movies
  • The Floor Walker discusses SHIELD (and shoes)
  • Teaching therapists how to laugh
  • The Case of the Kidnapped Torso
  • Bonking criminal empire heads
  • Widge's Walking Dead Season 5 theory...yes, probably again
  • Sponsored by Wikipedia (always right)
  • Beards and the lack thereof in Ireland
  • The Record Store Day Report
  • The Earth-3 Hannibal Lecter
  • Game of Thrones
  • The Following and decreasing returns
  • Weird Diana Rigg and Charles Dance role play
  • Weird X-Men sexual references, seemingly from nowhere
  • Bob Saget vs. The Following
  • HYDRA is everywhere--literally
  • Jon's very small rave (or laser light show)
  • Chickens filled with candy
  • Fargo and the importance of picking a good series title
  • Rob's Under the Skin review
  • The Russian Stalker
  • Rob's The Raid 2 Review
  • The Tyler Perry alien invasion
  • Idris Elba, Superman villain
  • Ways she blinded me
  • Headsup: There's Weekend Justice gear as well in the Zazzle store.

    Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good. Thanks for everybody who came out to support us live. You are all amazing beasts.

    As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, "Promoter (of earthbound causes)" as our theme music for this.

    Buy Blast Tyrant, which is where you can find "Promoter". Buy their latest album, Earth Rocker. Send them love and coin.

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    To download this episode directly, Your Weekend Justice #215: The Taking of Pelham 123: The Animated Series, then do that thing. For the previous episode, click here.